i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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