Please don't use social media to get back at me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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