Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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