Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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