I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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