new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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