Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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