I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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