Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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