We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
