he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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