we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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