So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
