is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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