i just wanna soil my oats bro
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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