DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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