I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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