I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Boobs are out for the taking
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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