he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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