i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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