We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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