Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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