Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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