y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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