Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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