new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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