Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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