Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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