Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
