everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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