i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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