When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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