I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Randomize
