If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I did not marry a roomba.
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