sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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