we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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