I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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