I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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