I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
