apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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