Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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