like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My penis needs a shock collar
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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