I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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