If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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