you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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