I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
True college students do jello shots in the library
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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