Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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