i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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