Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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