i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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