I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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