Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.

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(813): View more from Florida

so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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(418): View more from Quebec

I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out

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(309): View more from Illinois

they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.

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(407): View more from Florida

I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens

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(303): View more from Colorado

nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ

(1-303): View more from Colorado

he is risen halelujah

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(305): View more from Florida

After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench

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(607): View more from New York

It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.

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