i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.