Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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