Whod you bang
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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