Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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