Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony