He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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